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So I took shots for Unmacho-RE
And came with this poster for the teaser...
I hope its self explanatory.
If not...
Just tag all you want....
But don't you dare tag shits....
For now....
The site is already launched!




I am not gonna be home a lot today!
11 am to 4pm I am going for the course.
4pm to 530pm I am going to meet Siti and Intan.
530pm to 730pm I am going to slack a bit.
730pm to 830pm I am walking to Holland and eat there.
830pm to 1230am I am going to work! work! work!
I want Chocolate Amer!
I want Iced Raspberry Milk!
I want Chicken Chop Rice!
Going to get it!

So I when for bar lesson...
Guess what they teach?
Bar top dancing uh!
Kidding..
Fucking lame right?
So what.
I couldn't care more.
Make coffee and still forget some recipe but kinda fun.
I just feel like I am not wasting my time while working...
Hahahaha!
Rather than getting pissed at home..
It actually make me happy...
So today I actually worked till closing..
And it is so bloody fun!
For once...
I can forget about composure.
If I am home.
I have to compose myself to stop being angry with the bloody eggnog!
Peace woohoo!
Tomorrow I am also doing closing and making a whole lot coffees!!
Woohoo!!!
I am coming up with a blogshop out of nothing.
Like the TING TINGS...
I too started with nothing!
And now my blogshop...
It is launching in February 2009.
its gonna be named UNMACHO-RE
I will launch the site on the start of the new year!
Hold your horseys...


bored to death as usual...
Thought of going Bras Basah...
But alone...
I don't think so...
So I went to youtube...
Some of tp's finest video and found...
Hilarious video up lip dubs...
Hilarious video of parodies...
Funny like hell...
I personally like this one...
Pussycat dolls - When I Grow Up (parody)
They call themself...
Point one production...
In the video they are called ASIAN DOLL!
There is Dancey Doll, Drag Doll, Horny Doll, Slutty Doll, Wannabe Doll.
And its hilarious...
Should see when the guy wants to do the chinese leg stretch in the air thingy....
And I love the Horny Doll!
Check it out uh...


I fucking wonder why did my family shift to Tanglin Halt.
Personally after going back to Gombak, I realize that there are more halal food than here.
Besides the food there is fucking marvelous uh!
But I know why we shift..
Actually it's for the best uh.
I did not regret going to Ghim Moh or Clementi Woods.
Although there are bad experiences, it's the point of growing up.
I looked through my past from primary 6 to now..
I came across this phrase like 100 gazillion times.
" WHAT WAS I THINKING!"
The hair- WWIT!
The rebellions- WWIT!
Being the loud haler- WWIT!
Going with bad companies- WWIT!
Listening to JIWANGS- WWIT!
The animosity- WWIT!
but not all are bad...

There were moments of awww.....
No I am not gonna share all of it...
The point is...
Wait I forget.
Basically my point of this post is to say I miss GOMBAK!!
That is my memory lane.
And today I went back there just to have my dinner....
Fucking love Alif's Nasi Lemak.
And the new western stall.
BBQ chicken wings was superb...
LOVE IT!!!
I was made to bored to death at home today.
I don't know what to do...
So portfolio-ed all the way.
Tried hotel626 and was quite scary.
Tried house and it was the scariest game I ever played!
I nearly choked on my balls man!
There was one stage there was a black figure.
I did not want to continue!
But I had the will and saw a girl hanging in the air!
It's scary for me...
Worst than 4bia!
Give it a try.....


Unless you tried.
I do have a job but seem jobless....
WHAT THE FUCK!
So today was suppose to have espresso class..
Guess what?
It's POSTPONE!
What a surprise **its sarcasm!
But hey!
I did something cool today.
I turned my childish bear bear safe box into a cool safe box!
I so motherfuckingly love it!
Took me an hour or so...
Then got ready for meeting.
Something happen in between while at home and the meeting...
When for meeting.
Got news and I have 2 BE cards!
Woohoo!
Sham and Hermi!
Thanks!
Chill out in store.
Dayard loves to imitate people.
He is good in that.
Ate with them...
Fuck it man!
Its kinda boring day!
But look on the bright side!
I made this....
I spray paint the childish box to the Peacock Blue color.
And the pictures are from JUICE!






A long post for a long day.
I hope one day it will feel longer.
Good thing I called Bee this morning.
Or else, I'll be home all day.
So I actually when out today.
To a place less exciting.
Orchard road.
I know.
What a boring place!
It is not boring when you're there with me.
It will be either arcade or KARAOKE!
Today it's arcade.
Played DDR today.
And played the Percussion game also.
And and and!
Brace yourself!
I
Bought
Britney's
CIRCUS ALBUM!!!!
I saw you rolling your eyes!
Pictures now?




Heartbroken!
Heartbroken!
Heartbroken!

**edited
Its kinda funny!
Bon Voyage my bester!
Miss Lim! Farewell....
Have a pleasant holiday!
And safe journey through and fro!
It's just a dream....

Big sigh for a boring Saturday night.
I never even out until evening.
Morning got training.
Ate stuff and am too filled and bloated with the Diarrhoetic brewed Coffee.
Kept going for toilet breaks.
Make me piss literally.
But at least can complete my passport within the time frame!
9 down! 8 more to go!
Lovely!
Thinking of my payday....
I am sure its gonna be on FEBRUARY!
One thing bad about the job is you can't get paid until you're fully trained!
Trust me...
After the training is when real fun comes in place.
No worries about bar test.
Congrats to SEAN in passing his Bar test! KUDOS!
As for me, mine still far away.

When out with my Sbester!
Great time!
Wish can be longer.
Hang around till the sun fades for the moon to glow in deep dark night.
So that the beings can make little noises to make the knot less loose.
And hope that maybe, just maybe today is not the day, they're seen one.
GOD KNOWS IS NOT THE LAST!
Arses! I'll be back! With your heads... attached to your body of course!
I we can go chilling-menyilling!
God! I should type in Literature language on my post!

The eyes are feasted on the writings of an honest soul
For least, the soul wonders that one is honest.
The finale is beyond days away, and....
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M BULLSHITING!
Whoever say that I am a DUMB BLONDE!
Or Bimbo!
This is the post you must read...
Ahem! Shitdisco!
I have been awarded an edusave award!
Congrats to me and beloved CALLEIGH!
Congrats to BEE and SUYU for passing their N!
This is the moment to celebrate!

Poor Kelly...
Her life have been added with another chapter.
Besides work.
She have been getting tags from anonymous.
I don't know whether its hate tags or not.
But what I do know is...
If I am in her smelly shoes!
I definitely will not bother it.
But definitely it will make my heart itchy!
Like at the blog.
I am already curious who it is.
My guess is Hulk the MANG MANG!
Or Escort the BODYGUARD!
But its just a rash accusation.
Kelly we need to put on our investigating goggles.
And investigate C.S.I style!

For my day, it has just started.
Me and my afternoon breath.
It smells so sweet cause I just ate chocolates.
TOBLERONE CHOCOLATE with caramel in it.
Actually its a NOUGAT uh.
But who cares? I do!
Now I wanna investigate for my dearest, beloved, innocent, humble, sweet friend.
I know you don't want me to.
But I insist!
Lazed and end up movie marathon-ing
Thought today was suppose to go out with Ah Lly, Boy Tan and Ter...
So I caught up with Gossip Girl and Prison Break.
And finished Heroes season 3.
It was an average finale I would say.
Did not make me crave for more.
But I do still want to watch the new season.


Started the day damn early and exciting...
At least for me.
Supposedly today is a gathering with primary schoolmates.
But it ended to be a clique reunion.
Only 7 people.
Because of the so short notice...
I do not know who planned it but I got one person in mind.
Suddenly they also change plan from Sentosa to Hortpark & Henderson Waves Hike!
Seriously I thought everyone will change big time!
But they ended up to look like they used to but more wrinkles...
Hahaha! Kidding!
After the hike, went to vivo to get tickets for movie.
We ended up watching bolt instead of twilight.
I don't know what's with twilight.
But who cares.
I'll just go with the flow.
Bolt is like a fusion of Toy Story 2 and Finding Nemo.
At least that's what me and Haz think.
I rushed home to change for the Christmas party...
It was not as big as I thought a party would be.
Like a mini family outing.
A dinner.
At least we can like bond and find out each others deepest secrets.
I mean our store is, yes I'm going to say it, DOPE!
Cause without you knowing there is always a twist to something.
Everyone have a HISTORY.
Everyone can make a book.
I can be called the most innocent there.
Which irritates me the most.
I ended up feeling like some quiet Fucked up retard.
**edited
Part of working is to be tolerant.
Am I really that innocent?
I really know I'm not.
But after all I had a great time there...
I don't know how but I managed to.
Everyone loves their gifts.
Except for Dayard, who is the most enthusiatic.
He does not have his angel giving him a christmas gift.


WOOHOO!
Break-a-DAWNING!
I had morning shift today and WOO!
SHAM is really killing me with sudden heart thumping answers and remarks!
In the morning I came to the store for my training...
Joyce is suppose to coach me..
But in the end she is not working today.
End up SHAM gave me the reaction that I should go home!
And its like 7 AM!!!
HUUUSH!
Then he keep on tricking us uh!
Like there is no customer!
He point at the door and say "HELLO!"
Like there's anyone there.....
Was so bloody lethargic uh!
I like only get 2hrs of sleep.
And everyone kept asking about zoukOUT! yesterday.
HELLO!
I won't go to hardcore parties okay?
I know that I am not the type.
Beside I'll be screwed if I ever tasted alcohol again!
I mean like to think about it...
Alcohol is there to keep you warm.
Singapore is already warm.
And it is not halal right SHIT?
Back to work...
My module is all cocked up...
Because of miscommunication.
Dumbass....
Come back home sleep..
Kind of frustrated when I woke up this morning.
Music bursting out loud, no pocket money and just everything annoys me.
1st the music was too loud, I'm gonna assume you know who did that...
So my sleep was disturbed.
I am still frustrated about yesterday...
But I do not know how I managed to calm down.
I was thinking about what to be when I grow up.
So, being me, everything must suit my image.
So I edited some pictures of different career track to see what fit me best.
I will put up more.
But for today this is it...

I love my belly, I love my cooking, I love my voice, I love SOCCER(ya right)
Was my Dad birthday!
I didn't celebrate it.. WORKING!!
But it was a lousy day for me uh!
More like WHAT THE FUCK day!
I ride my bicycle to store because Juvenile was bored- WTF!
Park my bicycle at the back of the store without locking it - WTF!
Found some banglah shifting it - WTF!
Helped Dayard to buy stuff(ride my bike to the shop at Ghim Moh)- WTF
My bicycle encounter problems on the way - WTF
I left the bike at the 4th story of a building so no one will steal it-WTF

I went back to store and was fucking early-WTF
First time I saw a PARTNER and the PARTNER is so bitchy-WTF
Like totally bitchy! Maybe it's her... Maybe she hates me. Anyway I just there to work..

Never put on the BLENDER LID during blending-WTF
Went back home walking on foot with my bicycle- WTF
Came back home got lectured by mom mainly because I have no time with the family-WTF

I just typed a nasty comment and just backspaced it so that I can feel like I wrote it but actually never -
TRULY WHAT THE FUCK!
What sad sack! You made your life miserable.. Always unhappy with things all around you! I want to say I feel for you but the truth is... I DO NOT!


UNBELIEVABLE!
This, counting today, is the 3rd time my lesson have been canceled!
Thank goodness I live near the HQ!
I can't imagine how piss will I be if I stay as far as Changi Village!
Fuck!
So my unfortunate classmate who are on their way to the HQ, have to turn back and head home!
It is official...
We are LOSERS!
LOSERS NEVER DIE!
ROCK ON!!
So, I was pissed.
But miraculously, I listened to upbeat music and that really helps.
SERIOUSLY!
Only god knows.
If you don't believe, KILL YOURSELF..
Because when you kill yourself you will die!
After you die you face god.
And when you face god, you have the opportunity to ask him....
" Did music really change SHARKS mood?"
So, FREAKS!
If you are heartbroken, listen to OWL CITY!
If you are sad, listen to KATY PERRY!
If you are dying, listen to SURAH YAASIN!
If you are dead, listen to PEOPLE OFFERING PRAYERS TO YOU!
If you are still alive, GET OUT OF THE FREAKING HOLE GOD DAMN IT!
So I've been busy!
But not today, not today, NOT TODAY!!!
I manage to catch PRISON BREAK NEW EPISODE!
I manage to catch HEROES NEW EPISODE!
I manage to carry out my weekly indulgence of GOSSIP GIRL!
xo xo- you know you love me!
Who says work is not fun?
It is fun when you're with me or people like me!!
Ha ha ha ha!
Self proclaim uh!!
Marketing myself!!
Who says work is fun?
Me! No actually... Hate those long hours and tiredness. I kinda miss home actually!
Just so you know!
I missed my SINGAPOREAN, MALAYSIAN and THAILAND friend!
BOY TAN, AH LLY and TAAA!!!
I MISSED YOU ASSHOLES!
Anyway I am sick!
Blah!
I love the way the guy go WO-MAN-NIZER!
Like Ah Chi jual rempah!! GREAT!
Singaporean influence!
But love the version though!

FUCKED UP DAY!
Woohoo!
A way to welcome the last month of the year!
Oh no!
Well by the end of this entry you will realize why it's FUCKED UP!

Chapter 1. Bright pleasant day; fucked up
Everyone was waiting up in the room.
Ok... Not everyone.
AD, NAB, TI, ME was there with some other class's people.
Only 2.
Then came VA, DA and ...
So total my class 7 people came already.
So we take attendance!
Take attendance, and found my cless names isn't there.
Asked the facilitator!
" Hey! Our name's not in!"
The facilitator.
" Oh you have no lesson today!"
But it is stated in the ET-nary!
FUCKED UP!
We have to head back like Losers.
Damn pissed!
But... COMPOSURE!

We also planned today that we suppose to go out.
Well we did but not totally like out, hanging out.
We went for BRUNCH; LONG JOHN!
Then meet ADR in NUH!
Lung dropping shit!
Oh ya!
My post that time!
The irritating guy, isn't SHAWN! It is ADR!
Shawn is very quiet... Sorry BRO!
Back at ADR!
Although he is irritating, I find that he is ok after the visit.
Only that he is like CAM!
So after the visit, we never hang out!
Some have to rush to some other place..
Turn out to leave Me, AD, UG and FI.

But good things got new BROTHERS like them uh!
We hang out at our 2nd and 3rd HOME!
STARBUCKS!
Not so fucked up afterall!
.:. I am not pissed by my classmates! I am pissed by the canceling of lesson! FUCK-TARD!



Fucking bored today!
No work!
No tv shows update!
No accounts update!
Nobody is online yet!
Today is just fucking boring!
The only person whose updated is BRITNEY!
Zomg! Dude are you obsessed with her?
I seriously don't know.
Ok! I don't want to be obsessed with her...
The thought of it is just plainly....
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!
So Calleigh sent me some of our sec 1 photos which I laughed hysterically...
Even my cat starts laughing because LAUGHING IS CONTAGIOUS!
LAME!
See how people changes through time...
Even I change.
Every year I will change my hairstyle! .:. Just look .:.
I change the way I talk...
I change cliques from Fareez and Mustakim to Hidayat and Ci Long to Nabila and Faheezah to Riswan and Miss Lim to Nabila and Hudah to Juvenile and Cock to Shitdisco and Calleigh...
Wonder who is next.
People change that is why I changed.
Just love to see the chubby cheeks uh!
Kental uh!
Secondary School is over.
I am going to miss the quarrel and the irritating-ness of all those people.
Without you fuckers I would hate to love secondary school.
So fuckers at last you can stop ruining people life.
And start ruining your own.
Thanks to all the motherfuckers!
I don't know why this post have a lot of vulgars!
Its going to be rated-r!
I laughed when I saw this!
I think you too will laugh as soon as you see this!


So STARBUCKS had their open house today!
I have to report by 4pm.
And I am busy eating at Burger King at 3.30pm...
I know! I know....
So what!
I can finish in time uh!
I got there at around 3.55pm.
Put on my apron and start making noise.
I actually can't wait for 5pm to come around!
Too bad UG never join us.... But Juvenile came.
Anyways!
I have to carry signboard and walk around Holland Village at 4.50pm!
So fun!!!
I would say!
"Hey! Starbucks is giving out drinks for free in 10 minutes time!"
Hahaha!
Then they will nod or say...
"You mean ANY drinks? For FREE?"
Like don't know like that!
So when it starts, I was at the back of the queue entertaining the customers.
Some passerby was like so MEAN!
They would yell....
"CHEAPO!" -by SINGAPOREAN
Or would ask me...
"How long will it take huh?"
I would say...
"In a few...."
He would sarcastically say right to my face!
" WAIT TILL YOU DIE UH!" -by again SINGAPOREAN
I am not putting Singaporean down.
But please be mindful of your actions.
Our actions may stereotype our nationality!
But not all are bad people uh today!
The good ones wants to take picture of ME!!
Holding the signboard!
ZOMG! Am I comel or what!
Briefly this is what happened....
Feast your eyes....


I was so nervous today.
It is my first day becoming a STARBUCKS BARISTA.
I woke up so fucking early.
Don't know why.
I even did what I never in my life thought I would do!
Eat shit! Hahaha! That wasn't me.
That was my _ _ _ T_ER
Busted!
I actually bought breakfast for.....
MYSELF!
I know you were thinking that I bought breakfast for him too...
But I would not bother.
Anyways...
First time this year I walked up the street to buy breakfast.
First time in the century of me being in Tanglin have I bought Prata!
Weird!
Went to Starbucks Headquarters for lessons....
Met my Holland partner mate and went together.
Don't know why... But I feel so young.
Everyone there is so old-looking except yours truly.
And there was this LEENDON look-a-like(if I spelt correctly bravo! If not you wouldn't know who I am talking about!)
He is talks like Howard Schultz!
Next STARBUCKS CEO!
Whenever he talks, the partners will say...
MACAM PAHAM!!
LAUGH LIKE A MAD BULL!
But keep up the spirit!
Shawn!
Yes his name is Shawn....
As irritating as SHAWN!
Have dinner after the lesson.
My partner taught me a few things.
"Don't smoke (but he smokes)
It is like Pringles!
Once you pop!
You can't stop!"-by yuji
And he goes to the shops acting like a mystery shopper telling me how many points they deserve.
HAHA! LAME!
Getting to know you!
It's like TPrawks all over again!
Cheers!


So I shall say...
Today I went to shop for my uniform code for my 1st day tomorrow.
I am officially a BARISTA!
I guess I am now hired.
Calleigh and Shitdisco both are finding places to work tomorrow.
Good luck to them.
So I went to song&song to buy 2 plain black polo tee.
Then I went to Queensway shopping centre to get black jeans.
It really sucks to find skinnies everywhere and not to find a descent pair of jeans nowhere.
I used to wear skinnies but I do not know why I hate them.
No offence to those who like it.
JUST A COMMENT!
But good thing there is this shop which sells straight cut jeans.
So I bought it.
I think its fated that I have to remember Britney's birthday.
Hey my 1st day working is tomorrow.
And her birthday is tomorrow.
Coincident?
I guess so.
Oh!
I lost my bank book.
So I made a replacement book.
Here is the deal.
If you lost your book.
Get ready your I/C and $15.
Kindly ask the counter.
"Excuse me, I lost my POSB book and I am here to get a replacement."
And then the counter crew will say.
"Oh! Can I have your I/C?"
Then you will hand in your I/C and he/she will say..
"For a replacement book we will charge you a fee of $15"
You can deduct straight from your account or pay cash..
For my case, its cash cause I only got $3.50 in my bank account.
Then he/she will take your thumbprint.
And it will be over before you can say.
LETS CRACK-A-LACKING!
Thank you!