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MIA and miss!
Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 12:14 AM

I have had many moments today that reminded me of ex-bextfriend.
I don't know whether its a coincident.
Or just a way of god trying to remind me of how good times roll back then.
I just know it'll be a part of my memory.
My sense of smell can bring back memories.
Like those adidas body spray always triggers the Big Hairy Wild Boar!
While the Paris Hilton reminds me of 40 inches and ex-bestfriend.
I can't figure out why I MIA!
Hate the new way of life.
But seriously i was reminded.
I am an egoistic man.
I won't say things that will then make people say that I am a Monkey In The Bush!
But for today.
I reminded Emilia for my pay increment.
And she was asking me whether I deserve it.
Hell Yeah I do!
I really miss the old time.
100% wasted.
I miss having a bestfriend that I can bully!
Besides the COUPLE!
I have to come out with a better name!
Maybe...... The Corrs?
No.... TATU?
I think of something good.
Meanwhile...
Anyone looking for a new bestfriend?
FUH!!!
Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 12:12 AM

I was feeling great.
And then.
SAD!
And then.
FRUSTRATED!
And then.
Happy!
And then.
Great.
And then.
Sleepy.
I was frustrated because of smokers.
They kept going for smoke breaks and leave us short-handed.
And the smokers are like 2 weeks and lesser with us.
If so, everyone would like to be a smoker.
I hope they do not get any breaks cause if you sum up their toilet breaks plus their smoke breaks.
It'll be 1 hours maybe more.
Then I was happy cause I got my break.
And then happier because I got 2 days off next week.
And the following week.
And the week after the week.
I also am happy because.
Tomorrow.
I only work till 6pm!
Good thing uh!
Ash, Dana and Les also on leave.
Left with Edmundo.
Jay Arh!
Manyak! Hohoho!
I tell you everything!
Monday, February 23, 2009 at 11:22 PM

So actually!
Our trip to East Side Coast was canceled!
And so actually!
I was beginning to laze at home!
And so actually!
The COUPLE call and ask me out!
And so actually!
I agreed!
We watched movie.
Ate King Burger!
And laughed at some guy with Burping Disorder!
Be laughed at for silly mistakes.
And laugh to silly mistake they made.
I no say that I off before!
I tell you everything!
Ya ya okay!
I have off day today!
Give me whatever I like!
Whatever I like!
Rin On The Rox youtube account is suspended.
hiphoprox is their account.
But they are smart Asian Americans!
They update through their myspace!
Totally Talented!
Pay RAISE!
Sunday, February 22, 2009 at 2:52 PM

For the first time I am happy with my job!
I got a pay raise.
After much quarreling, I got a pay raise!
50 cents raise!
Call me cheap but if you multiply that 50 cents.
1 hr=50 cents
10 hours(I usually work 10 hours at least a day)=5 dollars
100 hours(10 days of hard work)= 50 dollars extra!
Calculated my salary...
And quite happy with this month.
But next month when the 5 dollars starts.
I am gonna work less.
Yea Baby!
By the way I got scolded by my district manager.
But so what?!
I got a pay raise at the end of the road!
I won you lost.
You may bully me.
But hey!
I got a pay raise!
I feel abused!
But hey!
I got a pay raise!
And I am the first to start some smoke about pay!
There is always a first time for everything!
Can't beat it?
Live with it!
Nitwit!
I feel so darn happy!
Now next step...
2 days leave every week!
I am hoping....
Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 12:06 AM

Brother for MOS!
Guess who?
MOM!
WAHAHA!
So Fucking lame!
Ash and Les are filing a report.
While the loser over here is waiting for an action to be taken.
I am currently job hunting AGAIN!
I know I may piss off some nitwit out there.
You may go.
"Stupid ass. Got a job then quit. People like us don't get a job at all.. Always wait for call"
Yes I know.
But you people are suffering from minor pre-job hunts syndrome.
But people like me are being slaved.
Yes... SLAVED!
I am totally pissed off.
I am paid 4.50.
Ash and Les are paid 5.00
I have to wipe the mirrors.
I have to serve guests.
I have to clean table.
I have to mop.
I have to prepare beverages.
I have to send food/ drinks.
As part of complaining!
I would love to say this.
I would really love to pinch all the nasty people nipples and never let go!
Yes NEVER!
SIGH! YAI YAI!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM

I am currently busy with work..
Surprise!
I am totally getting another job or just cut down in the hours.
I am very legless.
I feel bruised down there..
Yes down there!
The toes!
You pervert!
Any lobang again?
I want to cycle again!
Monday is another day to celebrate for!
Currently I am looking for nike sneakers/ track shoe!
Nike!
I don't know why but I am obsessed with the logo!
It is so Fucking nice!
So I realized!
But what the bug!
I just love it.
Thursday off!
Ahhh!
Finally!
Complain to MOM baru tau!
Busy making money!
Monday, February 16, 2009 at 1:19 AM

Currently I am so busy!
So busy!
I hope I can get the nike shoe I've been eye-ing on.
I need to go shopping anyone care for company?
I need to update my songs.
I need more off days.
By definition:
Part time.
>35 hours/week
at least one day rest day
>8 hours daily

But for me it means
<35 hours/week
if can no rest day
12 hours daily or you faint!

Should I go or should I stay?
Its so tiring.
Maybe when RP life starts.

Yes! REPUBLICA!
Live it or BEAT IT!
Add some twist to it!
Saturday, February 7, 2009 at 12:02 AM

I am a lazy ass!
Always slacking.
My foot bled and now bruised!
Its so damn hard to walk properly!
But at least not limping it's okay!
I slept...
I hope nobody saw.
I went for break and everyone thought I was very sick!
Les got voiceless because of the mango tango freeze!
Noob!
I just can't believe how socially inept I am nowadays.
I am out of the social life!
Till Polytechnic starts!
And I am back to be a "normal" guy again!
And yes my normal is your irritatingly disgusting crazy stress reliever problematic nonsensical lame funny weirdo acting cool!
I'm Always Smiling!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 at 11:48 PM

I don't know what is wrong with smiling a lot.
I think that I am happy for even the slightest bit of things.
Like walking to my kitchen or seeing some random people.
However, I think it is a bit wrong.
I wonder why?
But the main point is that I am trying my best to stay as happy as always.
I am now so tired but still hyper.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
There is no reason for it's abnormality.
I have always been a weird abnormal person.
Or otherwise known as unique.

411: I am making a second attempt on art o level if there is no alteration in my grades.
Sungguh Aku!
 at 12:33 AM

I shall be open to my stupidity!
I got this quiz from Noreen's FAB!
Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
7points....

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
5 points....12 points

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24. Is lost!
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
6 points.... 18 points

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
8 points...26 points

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it !
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
8 points... 34 points...

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
9 points... 43 points

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
I scored full MARKS!! Woohoo! 53 points!

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 62 points

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
4 points... 66 points.

91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

74 points in total!
A2 eh! Woohoo!

Am I that dumb?
I doubt so...
Getting sleepier.
 at 12:05 AM

Currently getting drowsier each day when I came back home.
Feeling like an asthma gonna attack anytime soon.
For this whole week I promised to keep myself healthy by not drinking
Orange juice, or any thing like it.
I found out that Lestari have a Collection of Britney album.
But I got Circus and she don't...
Furthermore she's a closet fan.
WTF!
She call me a closet GAY!
WTF!
Haha! It's like secondary school all over again.
Because I sang too much while working.
It's like a 12 hours of non-stop karaoke party.
Tell me would you have the urge to sing if the songs they played are all minus one.
And familiar to you?
Haha!
And also because I use IM language while talking.
**I would purposely say Oh My God in a totally Bimbo way to irritate them...
Evil right?
I want to know!
Now!
Kelly! How?
Bow wow wow yippee yea yippee yo!
My Brown Leg Is better Than Yours!
Monday, February 2, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Currently busy with the new job.
Have to work 12 hours because they are short of people.
Anyone job hunting?
Anyway...
My leg is aching so much.
My painful back.
My collarbone always cracking.
So fragile?!
I am so tired.
Previously I worked 1 day/week.
Now I work 7 days/week.
Oh god!
Off to work again....
Help me...
Apply for work here so that I can have my off day...